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An offensive way to start your day

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The show's studio, drawn as a comic. Dave Longley hosts from behind the desk while Phil Chapman walks the floor with his microphone. The phone rings and a caller comes on the line, Pigeon Pete lands on the ON AIR sign, Harbinder sweeps through with his broom, and Bacon, Egg and Toast pop up on the desk. It ends with Phil pointing at the Patreon sign. The characters are buttons: press one to make them react.

On air

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  • Does being a vegan make you gay?
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  • All the news, weather, travel and commentary for Derbyshire and East Staffordshire
  • Every episode free on YouTube
  • Exclusive content on Patreon

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Every episode is free on YouTube. The show's exclusive content is on Patreon, and every patron helps keep it on air.

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Short on time?

Short cuts

A few minutes each, cut from the shows: the callers, the newsreader, the travel.

All the clips

Who's who

The usual suspects

The hosts, the callers who ring in, and the regulars who never leave the studio.

Preview: these profiles are first drafts for Dave to rewrite.

Pinned up in the studio

Derby today

The weather, the travel and the town's chaos levels, as the studio sees them. Not to be relied upon.

The show's badge: Bacon and Egg under the words The Dave Longley Breakfast Show, An offensive way to start your day.

About the show

Breakfast, Derby style

“All the news, weather, travel and commentary for Derbyshire and East Staffordshire. To gain access to exclusive content, make sure to join the Patreon.”

The show's YouTube channel

The Dave Longley Breakfast Show is hosted by Dave Longley, with Phil Chapman as co-host and contributor. The full shows and the clips go up on YouTube, free; the exclusive content is on Patreon.

Fair warning: strong language and adult humour throughout. As the badge says, it is an offensive way to start your day.

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